(which is) the star-made knight

mrsterlingeverything:

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

pockysquirrel:

trickstertime:

koloocheh:

koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

Lol. Everyone in the notes freaking out like ‘I live by the sea, don’t jump in, it dangerous’.

Like, guys, guys, listen, you don’t understand. They don’t mean… They want to be… Listen, ok, I grew up on the sea, I’ve been through hurricanes on trawlers and gale force 9 storms crewing tallships. I’ve seen enormous waves absolutely destroy boats. I’ve been caught in riptides while scuba diving and felt the complete powerlessness of it. The sea will absolutely annihilate you, consume you, never give up your body, and not even notice.

I know the power of the sea better than most, however, I know exactly what they mean. Sometimes you see it churning with unfathomable power and all you want is to just get in the sea and have it absolutely fuckin blast you clean. Like sandblast your fuckin soul. Fuckin powerwash your bones clean. Ya know?

Can confirm, getting beat up by the ocean is a religious experience.

angelprotocol:

she’s a 10 but her social battery dies before she even goes outside

vashti-refused:

buffyrouge:

in another universe…

ellevandersneed:

ellevandersneed:

ellevandersneed:

envy and fun | 12.8.23

envy and fun 2 | 13.8.23

envy and fun 3 | 18.8.23

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

mlarayoukai:

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You’re his exact type. If he saw you he’d get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

Warlock concept: A warlock multiclassing as warlock.

Two separate patrons, two separate pact boons.

Level 7 warlock multiclass: Warlock 4/Warlock 3.

Celestial/Fiend.

just this. constantly.

if you bribe the DM, go Pact of the Chain for both and literally have an angel and a devil on your shoulders 100% of the time.

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play d&d

fluoresensitive:

The way he’s so right about Hozier